Old Age Jokes

Building Graveyard

Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?
A: So all the old people can see there futures!

Anonymous

Confucius?

Old maids count on fingers, but young girls count on legs.

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Yo Mama - Birth Certificate

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

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