Old Age Jokes

Love Him When He's Old and Feeble

Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?
Wife: You bet I do.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Museum Period

Yo momma is so old, they took her tampon out of the museum to see what period it was from.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous

How Old?

They say you're only as old as you feel.
Well, I feel like I've been exhumed from the tombs of Egypt, given a cup of coffee and sent to work.

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Submitted BY: MEG