Old Age Jokes

Love Him When He's Old and Feeble

Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?
Wife: You bet I do.

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Old Rules

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ? Dr. Geezer:  "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor Young:  "Oh no you don't,  --  that's Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see !!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --  " Here's your $1000 back." Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..." Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Eyesight Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Museum Period

Yo momma is so old, they took her tampon out of the museum to see what period it was from.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Old ) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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Submitted BY: Anonymous