Yo Mama - Sneeze

Yo mama is so old, when she sneezes, dust flies out.

Quick-thinking Senior Citizen.

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses". She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson!  Abraham Lincoln!"

How Many Candles?

Recently seen on a card...
Outside: We don't feel sorry for you blowing out all those candles.  What about us...
Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them!