Money for Wife's Operation
A guy is walking down the strip in Las Vegas, when a man walks up and says, "Sir, do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an operation that costs $1000.00. I have $980.00 and just need the last $20.00." The guy thinks about it and asks the man, "How will I know that you aren't going to walk into that casino and gamble it away?" The man replies, "No sir... I have money for gambling!"