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Donation To The Preacher

After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up. "Well, thank you," the pastor replies, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"

Yo Mama - Grocery Store

Yo mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo Mama - Front Door

Yo mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

Cops

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

Cat Lost His Money

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

A: I'm paw!