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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty
A man explained inflation to his wife thus, 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' Lord Barnett
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn