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Cat Lost His Money

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

A: I'm paw!

Sure Sign That You're Broke

  1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
  2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
  5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
  6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
  7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
  8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
  9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  10. Your bologna has no first name.
  11. You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
  12. Sally Struthers sends you food.
  13. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
  14. At communion you go back for seconds.

Yo Mama - Haircut

Yo mama so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.

Shorts in the Shower

Q: Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

A: They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

Yo Mama - Cigarette

Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"