Military Jokes - Navy Jokes

Bragging Brats

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!"

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

California Rowboat

A U.S. Navy Destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowboat heading toward the coast of California. The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft.  Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, " We're invading California to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's." The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 2.3 million are already there!"
Nobody on the destroyer laughed.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous

Navy Ships

You know why they put marines on navy ships?
So the sailors have someone to dance with.

Categories: Military Jokes (Marines Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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