Math & Science Jokes - Physics Jokes

Foul Particle

Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
A: Quark!

Anonymous

Time Out

A: "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here," said the bartender. 
Q: What happened when the neutrino walked into a bar?

Submitted BY: OfficialTacoLord

Cold Cleaner

Q: What happened to the janitor who got stuck in the science lab's absolute zero freezer?
A: He's 0K now.

Anonymous