Math & Science Jokes - Physics Jokes

Something to Celebrate

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?
You Matter.

Anonymous

No Service Today

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.”
The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Anonymous

Laser Focus

A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.

Anonymous