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Brain Trust

Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."

Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi.

Marine Biology

Q: Why did the college student fail his marine biology class?

A: His grade was below C level.

Roman Algebra

Q: Why were the Romans so bad at algebra?

A: They always ended up with X equals 10.

Evolution

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We share a common ancestor with monkeys and we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."