Math & Science Jokes

Shapes

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Me Too

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Space Pirate

Q: What's a space pirate's favorite planet? 
A: mArrrs!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Math & Science Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Space Jokes)
Submitted BY: Binge_Gaming