Math & Science Jokes

Chromosomes

Q: How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?
A: Pull down their genes!

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Anonymous

Shifty Atoms

Q: Why can't you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

Me Too

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.

Anonymous