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Math Focus

I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"

"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.

"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

Armstrong Out

Buzz Aldrin commented on how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well" he said, "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it." "And he won?" I said. "Well, no" he mumbled. "The moon has low gravity so and the coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder. The twat."

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...

I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

What's That Number?

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?

A: A 69 interrupted by a period