Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?
A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.
I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.
At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
What's That Number?
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period
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