There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of you will get this.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: He conditioned it.
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?" "I said '6'" "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?" Johnny says, "That's exactly what I said!"
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.