Jokes about Kids

Highest Number

One day Jimmy went up to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's the highest number?" His daddy said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's in the stimulus package."

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Take Them Away

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. ...Nancy Mitford

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Submitted BY: Nancy Mitford

Having Children

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

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