Jokes about Kids

Tomato Soup

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Categories: Food Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Kids
Anonymous

Need a Hotel Room

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man. The Englishman went into a hotel and asked for a room. The hotel lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." So, the Englishman went into the room, and heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off." The Englishman got scared and ran out the room screaming. Then an Irishman asked for a room. The lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." The Irishman went in and heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off." The Irishman ran out the room screaming. Then the Scottish man came into the hotel and asked for a room. The lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." The Scottish man heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off, then I'm gonna bite your legs off." So, the Scottish man turned on the light and saw... a kid eating gummy bears in the corner.
 

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Jokes about Kids
Anonymous

Frog Talk

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. "Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question. "No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?" The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous