Jokes about Families

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My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Well Done

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then the cat. Then he goes back in "3 more times" without bringing out anybody or anything. So a bystander is curious and asks him, "Why do you keep going back into your burning house and not coming out with anything?" The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother in law."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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