Jokes about Families

Good Idea

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Brotherly Love

Q: "Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother.
A: “It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Riddles
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Dirty Words

One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him, "coats and jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking" and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".
Then, he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".
Later, on Thanksgiving night, his grandparents came over. Timmy answered the door with glee and says..."Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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