Indian's Way of the Woods

There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise.
"Buffalo come." "How do you know?" "Ground shaky." The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens. "Man come." "Is there a vibration?" "No." "Then how do you know?" "Ground sticky."

Your Place Or Mine?

Your place or my parents' basement?

Childcare

When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.