Jokes about Families

No Children

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Semantics

One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."

Categories: Jokes about Families , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Freudian Slip

Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says: "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about Freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say, "please pass the salt," but instead I said ,"You god damn bitch, you ruined my life."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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