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Yo Mama - Take It Home

Yo mama so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.

One Day

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Little Johnny: I get up early.

Stealing Six Barrels

The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993

Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.

Two Men Vacation in the Desert.

Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they came back but without the camel. The man who had rented them the camel was very upset and screamed, "Where is my camel?" They replied, "Well, we were riding along when we kept hearing people say, 'Look at the two assholes on that camel!' So finally we got off to take a look and the damn camel ran away!"

I.Q. of 50

Q: What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?

A: Gifted!