If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke!
Yo Mama - Fruit Punch
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama - Street Corner
Yo mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.'
Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
An older guy goes to the doctor’s office to ask about getting a prescription for Viagra. He’s in the waiting room when the woman at the reception desk calls his name and says, for everyone to hear, “Mr. Herder, You’re here to see the doctor about your impotence, right?” The guy is mortified. “No,” he says, just as loudly. “I’m looking into getting a sex change operation, and I was hoping to get the same doctor who did yours.”