Yo Mama - Wii Fit

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Commanding the Dumb

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh sir?"

Yo Mama - Smaller Orbit

Yo mama so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her.