Insult Jokes

Horse Play Insult

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Categories: Insult Jokes
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Take It Home

Yo mama so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

Polack Hiding In Tree

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree where the English guy is, and shout, "We know you're up there; come down." The English guy, thinking fast, says, "Twit, twit, twit..."
The Germans, thinking that it's a bird, move on to the next tree where the French guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up there; come down." The French guy, thinking fast, says, "Woo, woo, woo..."
The Germans, thinking that it's an owl, move on to the next tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up there; come down." The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, "Moo, moo, moo..."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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Anonymous