Insult Jokes

Yo Mama - Committing Suicide

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Anonymous

Commanding the Dumb

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh sir?"

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Anonymous

Redneck - Prom

You might be a redneck if . . . your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

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Anonymous