Insult Jokes

Yo Mama - One Size

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason they changed one size fits all to one size fits most.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous

Men Go To Heaven

There are 3 guys who get a visit from an angel. The angel says, "I'm giving you a heads up. You are going to die and then come back with a girl. How good you are in heaven determines how beautiful she'll be." So the first guy comes back and is with a really ugly girl. The most ugly you have probably seen. Then, the second guy comes back and is with an even uglier girl. But, when the third guy comes back he is with the most beautiful girl you ever did see. The first 2 guys look at each other saying, "Wow, he must have been very good." Then the woman shouts, "I GOT STUCK WITH HIM?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Family Reunion

Yo mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Insult Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
Anonymous