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Thank God
The rebuttal to a turn-down:
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No thanks."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."
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Short Insult
You're so short, your hair smells like feet.
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Yo Mama - Urine Test
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't pass a urine test.
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