Insult Jokes

Like a Marble

You're as sharp as a marble.

Anonymous

Thank God

The rebuttal to a turn-down:
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No thanks."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

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Anonymous

Short Insult

You're so short, your hair smells like feet.

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