Insult Jokes

Brains

A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain. So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant warehouse. On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each. The brainless man asks why the price difference. The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.

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Anonymous

Good Education

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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Yo Mama - Weight

Yo mama got on the scale last year; I would tell you how much she weighs but its still spinning.

Anonymous