Insult Jokes

Trombone to French Horn?

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Skydiving Eclipse

Yo mama so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Available

Yo mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Anonymous