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For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

End of the Line

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

A: The letter "g"

What to Wear

Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A: A har-vest!

Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.