Q: Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job.
Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.
Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor
A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.
Ghosts are hard to impress.
They boo everything.
Q: What does a crying ghost say?