Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

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Mummy Spy

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

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Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.

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