Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Cat Mix

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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Graveyard Gates

Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Spook Dating

Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles
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