Q: Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?
A: He heard they needed a little team spirit.
Q: What does a crying ghost say?
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So on Halloween, his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and hides in the dark to scare him when he gets home. The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ''You don't scare me I'm married to your sister!'''
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?