Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Graveyard Gates

Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

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Spook Dating

Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.

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Skeleton BBQ

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
A: To get some spare ribs!

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