Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Dracula's Wife

Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

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Celeb Skeleton

Q: Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies.

Anonymous

Employees Lunch

Q: Where do employees eat lunch on Halloween?
A: At the Casket-teria.

Submitted BY: debbie nubile