Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Monster Party

Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!

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Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

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Hocus Pocus

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

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