Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Vampire Diet

Q: What does a vampire drink while on a diet?
A: Blood Light.

Anonymous

Undercover

Q: Why do mummies make great spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Anonymous

Unwanted Guest

Went to a Halloween party dressed as Covid.
It got a bit boring, so I suggested a game of tag, but nobody wanted to catch me.

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