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Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?

A: In the snow bank.

Deep Fried Santa

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

A: Crisp Cringle.

Knock Knock - Amory

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amory!

Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

A: Because the present's beneath them.

Clapping at Christmas

Q:  What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

A:  Santapplause!