Knock Knock - Amory
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.
Clapping at Christmas
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.