Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Deep Fried Santa
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Knock Knock - Amory
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.
Clapping at Christmas
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?