Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Anonymous

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Amory

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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