Yo Mama - Christmas Present
Yo' Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Deep Fried Santa
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.