Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Why Santa Has No Kids

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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Believing in Santa

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!

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Submitted BY: Charlie Viracola

Good Reason

The angry wife met her husband at the door the morning after her husbands golfing Christmas party. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

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