Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa Chimney

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it 'soots' him!

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Anonymous

USPS Christmas

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!

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Submitted BY: Johnny Carson

Yo Mama - Santa Claus

Yo' Mama is so poor, she told your little sister that Santa Claus was dead.

Anonymous