Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa Chimney

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it 'soots' him!

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Christmas Pageant

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.  Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well, you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel!"

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USPS Christmas

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!

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Submitted BY: Johnny Carson