Crazy Hill

Q: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
A: The Battle of 'Bonkers' Hill.

The 10th Reindeer

Q: How come you never hear anything about Olive the 10th reindeer?
A: Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

Trick or Treat!

Top ten reasons why trick or treating is better than sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) You can do the whole neighborhood.