Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

3 Christmas Blondes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
A: Ho-Ho-Ho!

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Who's on Top?

Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Cracked Up

Q: Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped egg?
A Because they would both be cracked.

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