Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Eve Dyslexic

Let's spare a thought for dyslexic children around the world this Christmas eve.
Lying awake in bed, worried sick about having Satan climb down their chimney.

Submitted BY: Nekranox

3 Christmas Blondes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
A: Ho-Ho-Ho!

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Who's on Top?

Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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