Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

All Night

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

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iPhone6

Q: Why did the skeleton love the iPhone 6?

A: Because he could bend it over and bone it.

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Broom 101

Q: What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
A: Don't fly off the handle!

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