Mexican Magic

A Mexican magician performing at a Christmas party tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno...Dos..." and 'poof' he was gone. He disappeared without a tres.

Northern Draw

Q: Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
A: He was a Yankee Doodler.

Cheeta March

Q: What march would you play at a Jungle Independence Day Parade?
A: Tarzan Stripes Forever.