Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Snow Friend

Q: Why are snowmen good at meeting people at parties?
A: They know how to break the ice.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Gift of Her Choosing

Three men discuss the Christmas presents they bought for their wives. The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. "That way," he explains, "if she doesn't like one, she can use the other." The second man says he had bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason. The third man says, "I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the negligee, she can go screw herself."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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