Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Wear Green

Q: Why do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day?
A: So you can have lucky pants.

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Ghost Street

Q: What streets do ghosts like best?
A: Dead ends.

Anonymous

Squirrel Love

Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Anonymous