Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa Joke

Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!

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Vampire Fang

Q: What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A: His other fang.

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Why Santa Has No Kids

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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