Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Why Santa Has No Kids

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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Anonymous

Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road?
A: He climbed over the rainbow.

Submitted BY: Melissa

Believing in Santa

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!

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Submitted BY: Charlie Viracola