Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Ghost

Q: What did the ghost of Christmas past say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Bar Ghost

Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the boos.

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What to Wear

Q: What does a duck wear to a Valentine's dance?
A: A Duxedo.

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