Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

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Afraid of Santa

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

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Knock Knock - Iris

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you a merry Christmas!

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