Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Lesbian Vampire

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
A: See you next month.

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Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Submitted BY: erynn renee

On Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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