Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Web Treats

Q: Where do all the unwanted ads for holiday sales on your computer come from?
A: Christmas cookies

Anonymous

After Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you'll find full sweaters.

Anonymous

Cindy Lou Who

Q: What happened when Cindy Lou Who got up to go to the bathroom?
A: Cindy Lou Poo

Anonymous