Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Northern Draw

Q: Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
A: He was a Yankee Doodler.

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Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Cheeta March

Q: What march would you play at a Jungle Independence Day Parade?
A: Tarzan Stripes Forever.

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