Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Mission Statement

Q: How is a healthy person like the United States of America?
A: They both have great constitutions.

Anonymous

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.

Anonymous

Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

Anonymous